the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish
How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass… Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is…
“we’re all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing” this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. “oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi” fucking idiot
this is even worse cuz i just realized that you’d literally be wearing a $3500 vr headset while your fucking cooking. this shit would be stupid even if it cost $35
briefly forgot Death Note was a thing and was wondering why I’d need to spend $3500 to know if my pasta was transphobic
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
It’s hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term “metrosexual” which meant “I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don’t have sex with men.”
And not just “oh people called you gay to be mean” like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like “damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men.”
you couldn’t even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.
